her: "How's work?"
me: "Not work. Duty. And boring. I'm watching Matchstick Men
me: "And how are you?"
her: "Pretty good, watching snl"
me: "While camping?"
her: "Yyeeess................"
me: "That's...wrong"
her: "How?!"
me: "You should be watching the stars"
her: "Um im in a camper not a tent"
me: "You have a window"
her: "With the blinds closed"
me: "See now you're just being lazy. City punk"
her: "Oh go ride ur horse to work!"

me: "...We're not talking"

her: "Someone is bitter....."

me: "Someone is running out of exceptions"
her: "How am I running out of exceptions? btw u can't even see the stars tonight"

me: "That doesnt sound like an apology"
her: "Who am I supposed to apologize to?"
me: "The cowboy"
her: "Whhyy?"
me: "Fine...have fun with your snl or whatever"

her: "Fine! I apologize for whatever it is I'm apologizing for! So stop whining"
me: "Good...by the way if you were with me there would be plenty of stars"
her: "Oh really?
me: "If you wanted them."
her: "Aww, well I wish there were stars out tonight"
me: "Sorry i'm not a genie"
her: "bummer"

me: "Nope...just a hopeless romantic"
her: "They are the best"
me: "Unless they're emo...then its scary"
her: "Haha, totally ruined the moment, bu that was funny"
me: "Ya...I'm notorious for that sorta thing"
her: "Haha r u serious?"

me: "Wouldn't you like to know..."
her: "Maaayybe"
me: "Well then looks like you're stuck with me for a while."
her: "I suppose that's not sooo bad"

me: "Look now. There's a star"

her: "Oh ya, I do see some"